TODAY'S TUMULT - TUESDAY

Senior NASA manager investigated for kiddy porn. Puppy swallows tent peg and lives. Goat meat has become a hot commodity. A man is killed over video game dispute. Man offers to sell his "soul" on the internet? A dating service for people with "STD's", disgusting. Women would actually buy these, they're Fugly! I'm goin' ta geet ma truck, damn it!