April 20, 2006

TODAY'S TUMULT - THURSDAY


Cougar bites man playing fetch with his dog. Fake Dr. offers
"door to door" breast exams, come now who'd fall for that one? Third grader takes teacher's mini-van out for a joyride. "Two Seas Records", Wacko Jacko's new label. Easter bunny punches customer. Hmm! a traffic light switcher? eh. Is sex on the menu at "Hooters"? Teacher alledgedly has sex with four students, ah, where were these teachers when I was in school?
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