April 13, 2006

TODAY'S TUMULT - THURSDAY


Teacher violates parole on MySpace. Girl bullies using cell phones. Beer heist gone wrong, caught on video. Can uh, I have some uh, cocaine bananas please. Can't spread rumors at a liquor store, oh no! Italian porn star says she'll have sex with Bin Laden in exchange for peace, I'm sure he's not interested, he's a devout Muslim.

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