February 9, 2006

TODAY'S TUMULT - THURSDAY



Priest's murderer (alleged) caught. This may sound like a joke, but hot asphalt
emits fumes. Polar bears to become protected species. Need a pregnancy test, they used to use frogs; more frog knowledge. 87 year-old woman shoots intruder. Man's deceased son appears on billboard. George's latest fabrication, too simple, like the man himself. Angry strip club waitress mails exploding condoms.

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