ON THE TRAIN YESTERDAY

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Andy “Rooneyesque”
(on the train)

8/18/05

By Bbooomzzz

I was on the train yesterday, here in the city where crackheads ride bicycles on the rims, and a thought came to me (they do that on occasion). Well, it was extremely crowded, it seems there had been an accident somewhere on the line and the trains were held up. By the time they started to run again, they were brutally overcrowded.

I happened to be sitting while most people were standing, quite a few women included. The woman closest to me looked at me quite dolefully, as if to say, “Look at me, I’m a woman, won’t you give up your seat for me?”

It occurred to me in that particular moment, “Hey sister, whether you wanted it or not, you’re “liberated” now”. All that stuff that Gloria Steinham and friends started in the late 70’s, is in full effect now! See what all that bra burning got you. You can be Firefighters, Police Officers, Soldiers, Construction workers, etc., etc.

Your sisters did all that fighting so you could be equal to men. So I guess you can stand up all the way home, just like a man, too!

After all that thinking (I got so tired), I ended up giving my seat to a woman anyway.

Chivalry was implanted in me by a woman (my Mom), and I guess it got the better of me, go figure! (My feet still hurt)

Adam gave in to a woman too, huh?


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